teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

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Take my money all of it. It’s not much but please help yourself.

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greatsharkhunter:

the-goddamazon:

THIS IS THE TYPE OF STUFF SCIENTISTS BE THINKING ABOUT AND LAUGHING THO

Lol

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I laughed a little bit too much for this one.

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bookoisseur:

laughterkey:

terryberrycherrypop:

Interviewer : "You have this little black child who’s gonna grow up in this world.." (x)

God bless this woman!

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Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with. —Anonymous (via suspend)

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Marvel’s Coming Attractions

What is this where’s the video link?!
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pleatedjeans:

16 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read

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behind-the-musgo:

Frozen cherry

I want to lick them
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catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I want 9734916141 of this plz
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I think too much. I think ahead. I think behind. I think sideways. I think it all. If it exists, I’ve fucking thought of it. —Winona Ryder (via bl-ossomed)

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